Thursday, September 11, 2008

The Baggy Pants Posse


Florida crackdown nets 11 more perps for exposing their boxer shorts

They could ice this if they had half a brain, and drive their oppressors slap crazy.

Show those folk some speedos, and they will long for hints of boxer shorts.

I am no fan of 'saggin' and thug apologists.

However, I have even less tolerance for the root and fruit of the unjust law against those who go saggin' and thug culture.

Long ago, Peter the Great of Russia wanted to "westernize" Russian culture and outlawed beards. This seems even more egregious, particularly in these enlightened times.

Surely Riviera Beach residents with good sense can photograph and publish what parades around the nearby seashore and ask the pertinent question.

I advise the young brothers of Rivera Beach to look upon this as a civil liberties issue, and do what they can do to effectively push back the tide of cultural hegemony before it is too late.

Give them something to talk about.

Speedos brothers; speedos.

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