an edict

N O T I C E

New Rule & Regulation

From this day forward, whenever the Newton Schools send children home because of dangerous weather,

Ms. P. J. T.

Is hereby authorized and required to leave work immediately.

FURTHERMORE, whenever people who think they are important leave work and require others to stay, P. J. T. shall remember that she is FAR more important than them or that job.

MOREOVER, if ANYBODY don’t like it, they better keep it to themselves.

Signed,



High John the Conqueror
And Associated Dark Knights.